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Your score
38
out of 100
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Roast score
47/100 💀
The Resume Roast promise
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Specific, never generic
Every roast points to something in your actual resume.
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A fix under every joke
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“This bullet is 51 words long. I aged while reading it.”
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Before-and-after score
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