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Find out where your resume really stands.
Get your Resume Roast Score™, strongest section, biggest mistake, and five personalized roasts in the free report.
Your score
38
out of 100
Career feedback, unfiltered
Your resume called. It needs help.
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Roast score
47/100 💀
The Resume Roast promise
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Specific, never generic
Every roast points to something in your actual resume.
02
Funny, not cruel
We punch up your writing—not down at your career.
03
A fix under every joke
Laugh once, then leave knowing exactly what to change.
Upload → roast → repair
Feedback you’ll actually remember.
Resume Roast replaces vague career advice with a score, sharp callouts, and a practical edit plan.
Fictional example — made-up resume wording
Resume wording
“Responsible for helping with customer service and solving problems.”
The roast
“‘Helping with’ is doing all the heavy lifting. What did you actually do?”
A clearer fix
“Resolved customer questions by troubleshooting orders and documenting recurring issues for the support team.”
Name the action and the work, then add a real result if you can support it.
Go line by line when you’re ready.
The deeper report will add rewritten bullets, job-description matching, an improved resume, and a before-and-after score.
Rewritten bulletsATS checkRole matchingBefore / after
Turn career pain into group-chat content.
Your free report includes a shareable Resume Roast Card with your score and biggest red flag. Share it—or quietly fix everything first.
One resume. Two levels of honesty.
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Line-by-line roast
Rewritten achievement bullets
Clearer achievement framing
Role-focused suggestions
Improved resume draft
Before-and-after score
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